hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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