I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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