We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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