He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
