Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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