where am i from again
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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