if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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