Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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