So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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