called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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