I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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