He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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