dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
