Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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