her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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