miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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