yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ugly people sure do ruin things
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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