Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
