Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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