under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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