I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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