I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
