Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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