To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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