He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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