oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Randomize
