Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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