So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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