just tell him i said nine months
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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