I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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