But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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