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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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