im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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