his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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