whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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