You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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