It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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