I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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