the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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