She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
