it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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