You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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