her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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