was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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