i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
It's just like the Real World with babies
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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