i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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