singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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