I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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