O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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