Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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