Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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