he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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