Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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