:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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