i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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