She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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